Purley Jubilee under 10's ran up an impressive 6-1 victory with by far their best performance of the season on Saturday.

Wind, sleet, snow and rain could not dampen the boys effort and at times it was 'Just like watching Brazil'.

All of them could have won man of the match, but we gave it to Kieran Rose, because he scored after about eight misses (Two hit the post!), never gave up, and it was his birthday.

The managers celebrated by eating fish and chips, getting stupid drunk and talking rubbish all night, while our wives knitted and cleaned up after us.

Pete Malandrone